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Matthew Parker's avatar

The satire we all need in these times; my friends will be sure to hear all about how "they drive now".

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Anthony Scaramucci's avatar

This Substack is worth every penny... I swear to God!

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Carl's avatar

Thanks for the laugh this morning at work, much appreciated!

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Kapsize__'s avatar

Absolute banger. Now I can finally watch esports world cup and even other tournaments like khashoggi masters without guilt.

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bottom's avatar

Thank you Rich, I was starting to be worried because the criticism almost got loud enough for me to question this wonderful tournament and initiative. Finally I'm no longer burdened by these confusing thoughts thanks to your article.

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Axel F's avatar

I'm so glad, they can drive now!

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bxtcher's avatar

How long until people try to use this against Rich, because they are illiterate? Taking bets now.

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OrionEye's avatar

I give it about 20 minutes

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Stephen Dooley's avatar

An absolute BANGER #TeamFalconsPride

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Ron Blade's avatar

We simply need to learn how to stop worry and love the 💰

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James Fudge's avatar

This is a hell of a post, Richard. Great work.

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Jordan Biscardo's avatar

Excellent work, Richard. My heart is at ease.

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Ben S's avatar

Please do a write-up for Sauron's Mordor Masters in September next. I really want to see Team Liquid play!

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Bradley Firby's avatar

A work of satirical art! My only concern is that some of the words may be a bit too long for the people who take it seriously...

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CA's avatar

Banger

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Rico's avatar

Ha! Obviously bullshit! Gave it away by actually disclosing your conflict of interest in the disclaimer!!

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Gronmin's avatar

Aced it

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