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Jul 17·edited Jul 17

The satire we all need in these times; my friends will be sure to hear all about how "they drive now".

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This Substack is worth every penny... I swear to God!

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Thanks for the laugh this morning at work, much appreciated!

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Absolute banger. Now I can finally watch esports world cup and even other tournaments like khashoggi masters without guilt.

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Thank you Rich, I was starting to be worried because the criticism almost got loud enough for me to question this wonderful tournament and initiative. Finally I'm no longer burdened by these confusing thoughts thanks to your article.

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I'm so glad, they can drive now!

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How long until people try to use this against Rich, because they are illiterate? Taking bets now.

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I give it about 20 minutes

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An absolute BANGER #TeamFalconsPride

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We simply need to learn how to stop worry and love the 💰

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This is a hell of a post, Richard. Great work.

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Excellent work, Richard. My heart is at ease.

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Please do a write-up for Sauron's Mordor Masters in September next. I really want to see Team Liquid play!

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A work of satirical art! My only concern is that some of the words may be a bit too long for the people who take it seriously...

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Banger

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Ha! Obviously bullshit! Gave it away by actually disclosing your conflict of interest in the disclaimer!!

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Aced it

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